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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.

"Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being."

There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.

"That's better," said his father. "Now in the future you will always come downstairs like that."

"OK," said Teddy cheerily. "I slid down the railing!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Terrible English Teacher...

Terrible English Teacher who?

It’s Whom.

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posted by "Hunter Espinol" |
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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Emmanuel" |
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I found a wallet with 20 dollars in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |