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LHP Debbie

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Two friends ran into each other at Starbucks the other day and got to talking about what was new.

Sally said, "I'm thinking of starting an OCD support group at my house."

Rhonda answered, "Really? I didn't know you had an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder."

Sally said, "I don't , I just want to get my house cleaned."

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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 6:30PM after work.

His wife screams at him while his friend sits and listens in.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I am still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the heck did you bring him home?"

Calmly the husband replies, "Because he's thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo."

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