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If I lock my keys in my car, all I have to do is call OnStar and they unlock my car.

If the car is stolen, they can lock all the doors and trap the thief in the car.

Whenever my wife tells me she is taking the car to go shopping, I call OnStar and tell them my car has been stolen.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I finally quit drinking for good...

Now I'm just gonna drink for evil.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Two guys were sitting at the bar. One of them said, “A lady has invited me to brunch tomorrow but I know nothing of proper table etiquette."

“What do you want to know?" asked the other one.

“Well, um… for example what goes better with waffles, red or white wine?”

"Is it too late to cancel?"

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posted by "Marty" |
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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter 'F'.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |