I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.
My boss asked, "What companies?"
I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity."
There’s literally no way...
To know how many chameleons are in your house.