You know that you're a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.
Question: Why does a Queen carry a scepter?
Answer: Because everyone works 'cept her!
What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring!
I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire.
One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?”
My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”