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I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head.

“I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”

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posted by "Leogal" |
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A snail goes to buy a car and looks at several models. He looks a the 'z' car, an 'x' car, and an 's' car.

He decides to buy the 's' car.

Now when he drives down the street, everyone says look at that 's'-car-go!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jon Good" |
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Girl friend (whilst having a romantic dinner at a restaurant): "Say something which spurs my heart-beat"
Boy-Friend: "I forgot to bring any money"

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posted by "Ali" |
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After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench.

"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."

The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded.

Harrison looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence against me."

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CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |