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Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo.

Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expression.

Daddy," Benny said finally, "if the lion got out of his cage and ate you up..."

"Yes, son?" Benny's father said expectantly.

Benny continued, "What bus should I take home?

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs!"

"Not so fast," said the pig. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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"Doctor, doctor, you have to help me out!"

"Certainly, not a problem. Which way did you come in?"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "zacdehduck" |
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- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "merk" |