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A wife announced to her husband that since today was their 25th wedding anniversary she had been dreaming about pearls, a very strong hint indeed.

Her husband replied, "Wait until tonight dear."

That evening, after a delicious dinner, he gave her the wedding anniversary gift. A book entitled, "How to Interpret Dreams."

That's when the fight started.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.

"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cries.

"I'm so sorry for you. As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day," replies Judy.

"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "GDL" |
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Why do French people eat snails?

They don't like fast food!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Robert Hill" |
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When Mr. Ed retired from television, he got a job as a telephone psychic. Mary was having relationship problems, called in, and got advice from the old stallion.

Arriving home, she confronted her husband, accusing him of having an affair.

"Where in the world did you get that idea?" he asked.

"I got it from the horse's mouth!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |