Best Jokes

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "manjinder" |
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Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%.

A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased.

The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. I've changed my will three times!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "CPipe" |
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An angel appears at a College faculty meeting and tells the Dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom, or infinite beauty. Without hesitating, the Dean selects infinite wisdom.

“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the Dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, “Say something.”

The Dean sighs and says, “I should have taken the money.”

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "Katyman123" |
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Duane

Duane who?

Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning!

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posted by "Steve Noto" |