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When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo:

To all employees: If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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I took my cat’s meds by accident...

Don’t ask meow.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?

In Google Docs.

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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I'm not a tech junkie but I was a little skeptical when the salesman told me this would be the last GPS I ever needed. I am only 65 and I know technology changes and new and better ones come out every year.

I began to feel extremely uncomfortable and thought maybe he was right when I went to visit my wife at the cemetery and the GPS blurted out: "You have reached your final destination."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Retired Terp" |