Best Jokes

As the bus pulled away, a woman realized she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found it. When she went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers greeted her.

One of the men handed over her handbag and a box. "We're required to inventory found wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything here."

As she started to put her belongings back into the purse, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse... and we'd like to see just HOW you do it."

As the first grade teach bent over to pick up an eraser, little Joey started to giggle. "Teacher, I just saw your stockings."

The teacher replied, "You will stay in for recess with that remark."

Later, she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk as little Mikey began to giggle, "Teacher, I just saw your knees."

The teacher demanded he go to the office immediately for that remark. Still later she bent way down to pick up a piece of paper and little Billy began to clean out his desk and head for the door. Teacher asked Billy where he was going.

He replied, "Teacher, I see my school days are over."

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

If Jimmie cracked corn and no one cared, then why did they write a song about it?