Best Jokes

"Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to brake fluid!"

"That is nonsense," begins the doctor, "You can stop anytime."

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?

He wanted to transcend-dental medication.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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This may be surprising for many of my friends, but I happen to have a date for Valentine's Day...

It's February 14.