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My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, "I think she's too young to get married."

"Why do you say that?" I asked.

"Because," she said, "they registered for Nintendo games."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."

"What do you call it?"

"We call it a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"

The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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Why do Pirate's bury treasure?

Because banks won't deal with people who are better at stealing than they are.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "CMatthewC" |
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What If oxygen is slowly killing us...

And it just takes 75-100 years to fully work?

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posted by "wadejagz" |