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Panicking when her toddler swallowed a tiny magnet, my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.

"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two."

"How will I be sure?" she pressed.

"Well," the doctor suggested, "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know."

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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War does not determine who is right...

Only who is left.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A woman had been selling waterbeds for almost four years, and thought she had heard every question imaginable. But then a customer asked, "Can you deliver it filled with water?"

Stunned, the woman replied, "Are you kidding? It would weigh over twelve hundred pounds!"

After a short pause, the customer responded, "Could you do it if I helped you carry it in?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |