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At work I've got the ear of my boss...

I'm still not convinced we should pay the ransom.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.

"That's it! I can never remember that word."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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College student: "Hey, Dad -- I've got some great news for you!"

Father: "What, son?"

College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"

Father: "I certainly do."

College student: "Well, you get to keep it!"

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The other day I was in a hurry to go outside...

In my haste I ran into the screen door and strained myself!

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Douglas" |