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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
posted by "Neil Paul" |
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Girl: "You remind me of the sea."

Boy: "Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?"

Girl: "No, because you make me sick."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Rie Uchiyama" |
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Q: How do you make a bandstand? 
A: Pull their chairs away!

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posted by "Neil" |
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Mr. Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing company. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years.

The entire staff was intrigued but no one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr. Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation.

As soon as Mr. Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper.

It read, "Debits on the left, credits on the right."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |