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Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. She asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?"

He replied, "It cuts off my circulation."

She answered back, "It's supposed to."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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posted by "Tnevs" |
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What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-YODA!

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posted by "Teddy" |
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Panicking when her toddler swallowed a tiny magnet, my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.

"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two."

"How will I be sure?" she pressed.

"Well," the doctor suggested, "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know."

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posted by "HENNE" |