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I went to pick up my car at the auto repair shop. The mechanic said to me, "I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance.She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed in her kitchen.

A few days later, a neighbor came over to visit and after admiring the new cabinets, the neighbor added, "We were all so glad that the fire was confined to the kitchen."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."

He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a while, then walks back across the street.

The other dog asks, "What was that about?"

The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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The first-time flier was very nervous as he buckled his seat belt before takeoff. He turned to the woman in the next seat and asked, "About how often do jetliners like this crash?"

She thought a moment and replied, "Usually, just once."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |