Little Johnny was in his first grammar class when the teacher asked him if he could give a simple sentence.
Little Johnny grinned real big and said, " I eat six eggs for breakfast."
His teacher replied, "You mean ate?"
Little Johnny thought for a bit. then said, "Maybe it was eight eggs I eat."
One day in Oz, Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Cowardly Lion, and The Scarecrow were playing high stakes Texas Hold'Em Poker.
Everyone put in their ante except for Dorothy. The Tin Man asked her, "We all put in our ante except for you. Where's your ante?
Dorothy replied, "I thought I told you guys before. My auntie is in Kansas!"