Best Jokes

What would you call something that cleans vacuums?

"Vacuum Cleaner" is already taken.

We don't hide crazy in this family.

We put it out on the front porch and give it a beer!

You do not need a parachute to go skydiving...

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead.

You should have seen the Luke on her face!