A physician had just finished up a colonoscopy.
Before the patient leaves, he asks the physician, "Could you write a note for my wife, saying that my head isn't really up there?"
I ordered from a catalog product number 699.
Today, I I received a package with the number 669 on the side.
I called customer service and my they told me to turn the package over.
What would you call something that cleans vacuums?
"Vacuum Cleaner" is already taken.
We don't hide crazy in this family.
We put it out on the front porch and give it a beer!