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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."

"What do you call it?"

"We call it a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"

The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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Why do Pirate's bury treasure?

Because banks won't deal with people who are better at stealing than they are.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "CMatthewC" |
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What If oxygen is slowly killing us...

And it just takes 75-100 years to fully work?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Needing to shed a few pounds, my wife and I went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. We followed the instructions closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for our individual plates. We felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful -- we never even felt hungry!

But soon we realized we were gaining weight, not losing it. Checking the recipes again, we found it. There in the not-so-fine, fine print, was the answer: "Serving Size: 6."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |