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"Don't be afraid of the dog," said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries.

"You know the old proverb, 'A barking dog never bites?'"

"Yes," replied Little Johnny. "You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Science teacher: "Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?"

Student: "NaBrO!"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Attorney: “She had three children, right?”

Witness: “Yes.”

Attorney: “How many were boys?”

Witness: “None.”

Attorney: “Were there any girls?”

Witness: “Your honor... I think I need a different attorney!"

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A man went to the doctor with a mystery ailment.

The doctor asked: "Do you drink to excess?"

The man replied: "I’ll drink to anything."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |