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My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
He considered this for a moment and replied, “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”
"Can you tell me one of the most popular use for cowhide?"
"Sure, it holds cows together."
Teacher: "Why does an elephant have a trunk?"
Little Johnny: "Because it doesn't have a glove compartment!"
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