Best Jokes

An interim school superintendent, speaking at a city-wide PTA luncheon, assured members that he was always happy to hear from them about problems. He told them, "You can call me day or night, at this number . . ."

Suddenly there was a cry from the assistant superintendent. "Hey," he exclaimed, "that's MY number!"

Question: What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?

Answer: Start off with a big one.

A pessimist is someone who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise.