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The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. He then asked, "Did anyone drop a half dollar?"

"I did," answered three men at once.

"Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.

My boss asked, "What companies?"

I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What might you call a honeybee which was able to escape a huge spider's web?

A Freebie

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, however is invited inside for "Fish and Chips" for lunch.

After lunch he exclaimed that this was the most delicious fish and chips he had ever eaten. Seeing a chef emerge from the kitchen, he raced over and said, "Are you the Fish Friar?

To which the reply was, "No, I am the Chip Monk."

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posted by "James D." |