I have a good handwriting... therefore, people don't believe I am a real doctor.
A boy met a girl....
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single?
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?
He waits at the next station.
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today.
The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.