I bought a bag of air today…
The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your Donkey,
Would you be stoned off your ass?
After he died, I couldn't even look at another man for almost 20 years.
But now that I'm out of prison, I can honestly say it was worth it.
I named my son Driew, instead of Drew.
It’s only weird if you say it backwards.