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I reluctantly went shopping with my wife so she could buy a new dress. She tried on several but they didn't fit.

As she came out of the fitting room totally frustrated she remarked, "Nothing my size fits me anymore."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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Store keeper: Good morning Sir! How may I help you?

Customer: Why is this water bottle cost so much? It's $20 per liter!

Store Keeper: Sir, this is pure water from an ancient glacier of the Alps. That's why it is very costly.

Customer: Pure water from the Alps, huh? Then why is the date of expiration September 2017?

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Ricky" |
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Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race.

Bill: How many people participated in it?

Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "ltsai" |
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One Saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said, "Excuse me, I would like a pint of beer." The bartender served the man his drink and said, "That will be four dollars." The customer pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender said, "but I can't accept that."

So the man pulls out a ten-dollar bill, and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the puzzled man asked the barkeep.

Pointing to a neon sign behind the bar, the bartender explained, "This is a Singles Bar."

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |