Best Jokes

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc... 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'’’

The doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You’ve got a heart murmur, be careful.'''

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known...

And then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.