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A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but he was so timid that he never had the courage to speak to her.

In fact, he told his therapist that every time he got near her, he felt like nothing more than a tiny pebble.

"Well," his therapist responded, "if you want to get the girl, you'll just have to be a little boulder!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Put the ant into water...

If the ant sinks, it's a girl ant...

If the ant floats, then it's a "buoy-ant"!

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posted by "RedRackham" |
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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix...

Never drink and derive.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Yo mamma so dumb...

...that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetic order

...she put paper on the television and called it pay-per-view

...she went to an orthodontist to get a Bluetooth

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |