Best Jokes

Patron at a restaurant: "I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!"

Waiter: "Well that won't change anything, he won't eat it either."

"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older man, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?"

"Well," replied the older man, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."

Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?

M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans

With all the additives they put in food today you have to be very very careful about what you eat.

Why just the other day I was eating at a fast food place and I found potato in my French fries.