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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Correct answer is Three...

The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”

*Clicks forgot password.*
*Changes password.*

“New password can’t be old password.”

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The Marx Bros seldom spoke of their embarrassing cousin...

Skid Marx.

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I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps…

He gave me a blank stair.

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