Best Jokes

His girlfriend’s father was interviewing Young Charles.

“So,” said the father, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you?"

“No, not particularly,” said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?”

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear.

He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?"

The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”

After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."

Girl: "You remind me of the sea."

Boy: "Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?"

Girl: "No, because you make me sick."