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Question: Why does a Queen carry a scepter?

Answer: Because everyone works 'cept her!

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posted by "Frank C. Mitchell" |
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What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?

The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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When my brother and I were very small my mother took us with her when she visited a girlfriend.

The lady gave my brother and I an apple. My mother said, "What do you say to the nice lady?"

My brother replied, "Peal it."

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posted by "Marty" |
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Yesterday my spouse was berating me for checking my email all day as I work from home.

"You know," she complained, "I think that work rules your life."

"No dear," I replied, "you rule my life... I just prefer work."

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posted by "aod318" |