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A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for the embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him, "Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.“

And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he didn’t have a penny anymore.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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How many over-eager personal assistants does it take to put in a lig...

Done!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What would happen if two autonomous cars collided?

How would they decide whose fault it was?

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posted by "Marcy" |
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Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enormous it was, they'd leave.

Eventually, a sports car pulled up, and two teens got out. "This I've got to see," I thought.

They removed the cushions, turned the sofa upside down, and shook it hard. Then they picked up all the coins that tumbled out and drove off laughing.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |