Best Jokes

Teacher: "Johnny, if you have $20 in one pant pocket, and $35 in the other pant pocket, what do you have?"

Johnny: "That's easy, I have someone else's pants!"

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar...

No joke.

A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"

The German man says, "Berlin."

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"

The German man says, "No, just visiting."

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today.

She didn't show up.

That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.