Best Jokes

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them."

Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled.
Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged.

The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again."

The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly. "I'll need more power for this one!" she exclaimed.

Mickey Mouse gives me Disney spells.

Three hunters were walking in the woods one night when they came across a set of tracks.

"Those are bear tracks." The first hunter said.

"Those are deer tracks." The second hunter said.

"No, they're fox tracks. The third hunter argued.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.