Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!
Three hunters were walking in the woods one night when they came across a set of tracks.
"Those are bear tracks." The first hunter said.
"Those are deer tracks." The second hunter said.
"No, they're fox tracks. The third hunter argued.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
HR: "This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential."
Employee: "Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it."