“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… "
“I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…"
“But you don’t understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”
“Well, in that case ma'am, you’d better hang up. He may be trying to call you right now.”
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar...
No joke.
A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.
The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"
The German man says, "Berlin."
The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"
The German man says, "No, just visiting."
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today.
She didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.