Best Jokes

A football fan's wife says, "I hate it when my husband calls leftovers 'Replays'."

A TV Executive's wife says, "Well my husband calls them 'Reruns'."

Mortician's wife says, "Count yourselves lucky, my husband calls them remains!"

Arriving at the airport my buddy looked visibly shaken. I asked him, "Are you okay? What's the matter?"

Looking bewildered, he replied, "It'll pass. Every time I have to fly, I get a terminal illness."

What did the educated sweet potato say?

I think, therefore I yam.

Two friends were talking.

"There are so many cemeteries in your neighborhood."

"I know, people are just dying to live here."