Best Jokes

Just before the final exam in a college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached the professor.

“Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?” he asked.

The professor gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.”

“OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?”

Yesterday a group of IRS Agents came in and began collecting the ceiling tiles over my tax prep desk.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"This is where we've noticed your clients are finding there deductions! We will analyze them and get back to you."

After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "But why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

Yo daddy so fat, his BVDs spell out boulevard!