Best Jokes

I went to the doctor yesterday because I was having strange dreams.

Told the doc that one night I dreamed I was a wigwam and the next night I dreamed I was a teepee.

Doc told me to relax. I’m just two ‘tents’!

A really dumb woman tries to use her computer, but it wouldn't work. So she calls a computer repairman to come out and fix it. The computer repairman comes and looks at the computer. He notices that it wasn't plugged in, so he plugs it in. He starts up the computer and the woman was so overjoyed that she asks him what was wrong with the computer. He replied that it was an "I D 10 T error"

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears.

"Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes."

"Did it hurt?" "Just a little."

"Did they stick a needle through your ears?" "No, they used a special gun."

Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?"

Q: How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?

A: Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears.

Mike Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.