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Hungry Clock
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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds.

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posted by "RussianTortoisesRule " |
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Do Elephants Matter?
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Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A. An irrelephant!



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posted by "RussianTortoisesRule " |
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Senile
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The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

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posted by "Foxie" |
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Adam and Eve
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Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage.

He didn't have to listen as she compared him to previous boyfriends and she didn't have to hear what a good cook his mother was.

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posted by "Kattie McKinsey" |