Best Jokes

Husband text his wife and types, "Whale you be my valentine?"

Wife replied: " Dolphinately!"

Three religious leaders walk into a bar. A Pastor, a Rabbi and a Baptist minister.

The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke???"

England's West Country is known for its charming cottage-like shops. While visiting the area, my friend peered in through one window to see shelf upon shelf of interesting looking books. So, she went inside.

A woman appeared through a beaded curtain and asked, "Can I help you?"

"No, just browsing," said my friend.

"Fine," came the reply. "But, just so you know, around here, most people knock before entering someone's home."

Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

Both campers start running for their lives when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"