Best Jokes

Just my luck, I applied for a job as a night watchman...

I got the day shift.

Dad ask my Mom, why wont you let the boy wear his hat, coat and gloves to go out and build a snowman with the other kids?

Mom - I don't want him to stay out long enough to catch cold!

Glad I looked in the mirror, i've been looking for that hat for 2 hours!

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

What do you call it when a cow tries to jump over a barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction!