Best Jokes

One day a curious little girl started asking her mommy questions about the origin of her little brother. She just kept asking questions and her mommy believed she should have an answer to ANY question she asked. One question led to another and eventually the mommy had to describe to the little girl EXACTLY how the sperm got to the egg....

The little girl got a disgusted look on her face and shouted, "EEEEWWWW!!! and you and daddy had to do it TWICE!!!!"

And the Lord said to John "Come forth, and you will receive an eternal life"

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Yo Momma so ugly, the government moved "Day of the Dead" to her birthday.

An Atheist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. How do you know?

They'll tell you.