Best Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-YODA!

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Panicking when her toddler swallowed a tiny magnet, my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.

"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two."

"How will I be sure?" she pressed.

"Well," the doctor suggested, "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know."

War does not determine who is right...

Only who is left.