Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop.
"I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon.
"What for?" asked his colleague.
"About $17,000."
"What did he have?"
"Oh, about $17,000."
Forgot my Pin for the 3rd time today...
As expected, I'm now banned from Grenade training.
Teacher: "Laura, were you copying Mandy's answers?"
Laura: "No, Miss Morris, I was seeing if she got mine right."
Yesterday, I saw a sign at the university that read: "The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people...."