Best Jokes

A girl walks in with a hole in her sock. Her Mum says, "I see your sock been to church."

The girl stares at her mother, not sure what she means. The mother then replies.

"It's a 'wholly-Sock.'"

The furniture store keeps calling me to come back...

All I wanted was a one night stand.

Why is it that everyone is so worn out on April 01?

They have just endured a March of 31 days!

A daughter asks her mother, “What are character qualities that I should look for in a marriage partner? You know, for someone that I will be spending eternity with."

The mother replied, ”Go ask your father, he did better than I did.”