An elderly couple were discussing the news, and the husband read from the paper, "It says, 'After the collapse of FTX, Beyonce could be next.' Why would a singer be in trouble?"
The wife blurts back, "It's Binance, you idiot."
What do you call four monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime-mates.
Why do people who have TikTok get sick?
Because of all the influenzas.
Lead me not to temptation...
For I can find it for myself!