Best Jokes

Walking through the company breakroom one afternoon, I was impressed to see two new employees, recent high school graduates, reading the newspaper.

As I walked by their table, I heard one say, "It says here that Bruce Springsteen is travelling incognito. I wonder where that is?"

The other replied, "I think it's in Mexico."

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

He puts on another coat.

The boss says, "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"

The employee replies, "That it's only Wednesday?"

What are the favorite vegetables in Washington, D.C.?

In Congress, it's celery...

At the White House, carrots...

And of course, at the Supreme Court, leeks.