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Favorite this joke Upon getting his own apartment, my brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his mother because of his fondness for mashed potatoes. Later, she asked him how the mixer was working for him. "Not very good," Terry said, "the potatoes keep flying all over the kitchen."
After a perplexed pause, his mother asked, "Terry, did you cook the potatoes first?"
To which a surprised Terry responded, "You have to cook the potatoes first?"
Walking through the company breakroom one afternoon, I was impressed to see two new employees, recent high school graduates, reading the newspaper.
As I walked by their table, I heard one say, "It says here that Bruce Springsteen is travelling incognito. I wonder where that is?"
The other replied, "I think it's in Mexico."
During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, "Does your dog have a license?"
"No," the man said, "he doesn't need one."
"Yes he does," answered the officer.
"But," said the driver, "I always do all the driving."
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat.
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