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Dressed Up Fish
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My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Glen Rae" |
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Balancing Act
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I'm a multi-tasker...

I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Rehab Needed
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Is there rehab for gossiping?

I don't need it, but I'll tell you who does...

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Call Ahead
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Rummaging through her attic one day, my friend Carol found an old shotgun. Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents.

"Take it to the police station," her mother suggested. My friend was about to hang up when her mom added, "And, Carol?"

"Yes, mom?"

"Call them first and let them know you're coming."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |